The Grieving Process
Ricardo Montalban passed away this week. I’ll never forget his portrayal as Khan Noonien Singh in “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan,” or as The Joker in the 1960′s “Batman” series starring Adam West....
View ArticleThe Head of Many Nails
After seeing the trailer for “Coraline,” I was certainly intrigued. Artistically it was stunning, and the story seemed right out of “The Twilight Zone” or “The Outer Limits.” Finding yourself in a...
View ArticleExpanding Our Culinary Horizons (Guest Comic by Tindómiel Muinamir)
Denise is actually quite the cook. I’ve always been OMNOMingly impressed with her culinary concoctions in the past. Though her people do have a nagging tendency to eat bile, and blood and unborn baby...
View ArticleThe Tigh’s That Blind
Last weekend was Dallas Comic Con. I didn’t go but Denise and Eli made it out to take some pics. Colonel Tigh (Michael Hogan) was there sans eye patch which seemed like a problem that should have been...
View ArticleThe Disorder Of The Phoenix
[reddit-me]Also, known as “Wizard Withdrawal” and “Phantom Wand Syndrome.” Now that I’m done with the whole Harry Potter series, I feel a little empty. Like I’ve learned everything there is no know...
View ArticleThe Song Of The Unsuccessful Aquatic Mammal
UPDATE 9/19/09: Thanks to @Alyssa_Milano for sharing this comic with her Tweeps. If you dig the comic and would like to follow me on Twitter, please do. ———————————————————- … or “The Fail Whale at...
View Article‘Cause I’m Leaving On A Red Train
Yeah… soooo, I’m probably going to move to the Harry Potter Amusement Park at Universal Studios when it’s finished. I don’t want to work there, I just want to BE there, to exist in the “wizarding...
View ArticleTonight’s Forecast: Snow And Ice
Yep. That really just happened. For “IRL” reals, even. A moment later 100 white doves burst into the sky each doing an air guitar rendition of “Eruption” by Van Halen while swarms of hawks painted...
View ArticleAlways The Bridesmaid Of Satan
If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! Eli and Denise [IRL] got married on Friday Aril 1st, 2011. It was a beautiful ceremony, well deserved by two of my favorite people on...
View ArticleThe Bestest Of Men
Josh seems to have recovered nicely from his momentary transformation. The Eli and Denise wedding saga is concluded! Now let’s never speak of it again! [Continuity is the enemy. It burrrrrns...
View ArticleAmerican Gladiators: The Next Generation
Snap! That’s right. A balls joke. That’s how I roll. I sent you on the balls-train to balls-town. I’m not ashamed. I usually don’t work blue… BALLS, that is! Double snap! In your face. What’re you...
View ArticleThe Immaculate Extinction Theory
Hereterrific? Heretacular? Either way, this is a church I would join. It’s like Christianity meets Turok, meets “Kill Bill.” Denise unwittingly inspired today’s comic by sharing this image with me....
View ArticleThe Host’s Lament
Despite what this comic would lead you to believe (who writes this thing anyway?), my birthday party was a smashing success. Thanks in part to the Fancy Bastards who shared in the festivities via live...
View ArticleShit Happenings
See what I did there? There was a twist ending. The comic wasn’t about “The Happening” at all! Boosh. “Wayne’s World” played a pivotal role in the early development of my sense of humor. It was the...
View ArticleSeven Words
Don’t forget “fart,” “turd” and “twat.” I dare you to watch this and not laugh your ass off. It’s not just the words. It’s the delivery. Listen to the cadence of his voice. Look at the expressiveness...
View ArticleComic-Con ’08 Revelations Pt. 1 “SereniTube”
The Podcast Vidcast Simulcast Castcast will be tonight with Josh and Eli, starting between 8 and 9pm central. Check Twitter for exact times. Comic-Con ’08 is over and the webs are returning to normal....
View ArticleHell House 3: The Housening
Take out Eli and Denise, add a 13 year old me and this is a basically a true story. I had to recover deeply repressed memories to bring you this comic (the first in a week of Halloween themed HE’s)....
View Article30 Days of Twilight
A zombie’s motivation is always so clear and direct. That’s why they make great characters in young adult fantasy fiction. I don’t know much about Twilight (the books or the movie) so I won’t make any...
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